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Favourite Disney Characters

-Maleficent

posted 5 days ago with 95 notes

transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.


orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 


lolgorgeous-chaos:







I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people




i am both kinds

lolgorgeous-chaos:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


there are two kinds of people

i am both kinds


Shailene Woodley & Ansel Elgort | MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet.


punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”


Summary of Romeo and Juliet
  • romeo: im so sad
  • romeo: ill never be happy
  • romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo: WHO DAT
  • romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo: imma dance with her
  • romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet: dafuq are you
  • romeo: shh *kiss*
  • juliet: :oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo: LADY
  • romeo: HEY LADY
  • juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet: dont you think its too soon
  • romeo: idk
  • juliet: brb
  • romeo: k
  • juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo: yeh
  • friar: ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli: yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo: hnnn
  • tybalt: ....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt: ...
  • romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo: i sorry
  • prince: no ur banished
  • romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo: k *leaves*
  • juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet: ok
  • juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse: k
  • juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo: WHAT
  • romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo: *buys potion*
  • romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo: but im sure she is
  • romeo: *kiss juliet*
  • romeo: *drinks poison*
  • romeo: he ded
  • juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet: HE DED
  • juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar: *comes in cell*
  • friar: uh oh
  • prince: WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  • CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother






You have the heart of a chief and the soul of a dragon.

posted 5 days ago via winchstah · © kpfun with 3,094 notes